Denglish

[gusl]

I just made up this short story (about 1 page). Someone who knows his/her English etymology should be able to read most of it, except for Dutch expressions. I had a lot of choice as far as how to combine elements of each language. The grammar is English. Denglish is basically English with some words reconstructed from Dutch etymology, and occasional Dutch expressions.

Here it is:

One day Mary went to the winkle seeking an upblowable worldball.
The clerk was an unupled outlander, and Mary, having had a class in tongknowship, reknew this man's accent rightaway.

This simple handler had a tragic story to tell: he verhoused to this state when his land was infallen by geek war misdoers, vernothinging his life in the process. Following the verpowering of his wife, his whole family was begraved. To worsen the ramp, he also lost his lane, as the sack he worked for failed. "I have lost the eggbeater", he thought to himself, "what am I going to do with my life?".

Trapped in armity and inspired by Forrest Gump, he moodily beclosed, in his vile clothes, to wander towards the unendly horizon, with only a small livery of eat and a sack of wheatbloom. Arriving on the strand, he found a seaport and skipped himself inside a crate of earthapples, to an unknown bestemming.

Upon arrival, he was surprised to find such a busy state, even though his state of earspring was selfs greater in befolking. After many years living illegally, he learned to speak Denglish reasonly, despite virtually no underdirection.

Mary, recalling that her period had been two weeks therebefore, realized that she was very yellusty towards this man. "I must be fruitful today", she reasoned. She was a knowshipper, more specifically a biologist.

Mary recalled her childhood dream of being swanger from such a heldic man. She was torn between her lust and her upfooding: her godservice forbade foughty contact with such a vile man. She thought that this was racist, but, not wanting to undo the gods, she beclosed to ask for his seed.

Arriving at her lab, she immediately packed the seed and trecked on her handshoes. After some wisdomlovical overweighings, she went through with it.

How much do you understand?

Any questions? Any feedback? Is it funny? sad?