The story of how I lost my sandals is the story of Romeo & Juliet. Decipher.
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UPDATE:
chrisamaphone and
infryq have the right idea. But it's not clear that they actually understand how I lost my sandals.
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Pun, due to
letters_in_sand (personal communication): "They were meant to be together. They were solemates."
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UPDATE:
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Pun, due to