if I were to write something for SigBovik, it would probably be semi-serious research, at least at the IgNobel level.
One abstract might be like:
One abstract might be like:
We develop a diagnostic and therapeutic tool based on prior work on correlations between personality type and musical taste. Our tool can diagnose personality disorders given one's musical taste, and bad taste in music based on one's personality profile. Our algorithm prescribes customized music therapy, given a target desired new personality type, and recommendations on who to make friends with.
References
http://www.outofservice.com/music-personality-test/
http://www.springerlink.com/content/jj421l6u13487775/