vile matchmaker

Damn! This matchmaker (Laura) is really a vile human being.

Hi Gustavo,

Anyway, I just wanted to say that the whole situation has kept me somewhat restless tonight. The nasty thing is that in my disgust of the Laura-being the only 'weapon' I had against her was the mismatch. And of course, she wanted to hear why it was so. She did not want to hear that you were a nice and bright guy, but only wanted to hear me say that I was unattracted to you. She even made the vile comment: 'Als ik geweten had dat je zo'n modepopje was had ik natuurlijk een geile chick op je af moeten sturen.' The stupid thing was that I really bothered & still care. At moments like these I am not sure if it's a good thing that I've got such an unpolished and unbalanced way of speaking.

Regards,

Lonneke

Can anyone help me translate "had ik natuurlijk een geile chick op je af moeten sturen"?

P.S. Never give a boring story to a journalist. They can always make it interesting, at your expense.