broken PalmPilot

My PalmPilot (in fact a visor) broke yesterday. I've had a ton of the damn Pilots. I may buy yet another tomorrow.

Let's go over their fates:

1 returned to Staples (I found a cheaper model)
1 too old to repair
1 broken in bike accident
2 sold to my dad
1 screen broke randomly during my graduation ceremony (repaired for $85)
1 purple screen (!) (replaced)
2 screen cracks (1 replaced)
2 warped digitizers (both replaced)

When I worked at Amazon, I used to say this again and again: let me test shit: I'm really creative.